Game Plan

for the next Piss Poker Game

   House Rules:

1)      The next Piss Poker game will be scheduled soon. To be notified, please join the Yellow and Black Group mailing list here

2)      The game will be played in my home in San Francisco. The exact location will be provided by email or text message.  Contact PitBoss if you haven't got it yet.

3)      The game will start at 12:30 p.m. Please plan to arrive between noon and 12:30 p.m. Players who arrive late may be required to immediately strip down to match the nakedest player at the table.

3)      The game is free (donations accepted), but you must register here!

4)      Players should try to not piss or shower for as long as possible before the game.  Start hydrating an hour or two before the game if you like.  Do not wear perfume, deodorant, or other scent.  Be ready to get nasty.

5)      Space is limited, and we may need to limit the number of players, or create a wait list.  Please RSVP only if you seriously intend to come, and notify us – even at the last minute – if you change your mind.

6)      In compliance with City and health guidelines, please bring your proof of vaccination and ID. Thanks for your cooperation.

   Game Rules:

1)      The game is basically strip poker, with forfeits.  The winner of each hand makes sure the loser "pays off" the specified forfeit, then gets to deal and set the wager for the next hand.  Simple.

2)      You should wear six articles of clothing to the table, counting them however you like. They should be articles you don't mind getting messed up -- or possibly even permanently forfeited. (You can wear outerwear as the weather dictates, and/or bring spare clothes if you want.)

3)     Forfeits may include being required to drink some of your choice of beverage. I will have an ample supply of water and cheap beer, but if you have a favorite bottled water, juice, or beer, bring some.

4)     Forfeits may also include cocksucking, fucking, piss, bondage, buttplay, cb&tt, pain, humiliation, and all kinds of kink, raunch, and nastiness.  Hopefully, you enjoy giving and/or receiving at least some of those things. 

5)     Wagers may include being photographed or recorded while forfeits are paid, or having pictures uploaded to Internet.  Feel free to bring a camera or cell-phone (WiFi will be available).  A hood may be available for any shy exhibitionists among us. 

6)    If we are very lucky, it will be warm enough for us to pay up any wet or messy forfeits in my back yard.  But I will also have a plastic wading pool in my garage, and plenty of other places to play.

7)    For more "public" wager payoffs, there will probably be an event at the SF Eagle or Powerhouse that evening, or other places for deferred penalties.

8)    Condoms will be available, and should be used for buttfucking whenever requested by any participant. 

9)    Wagers may not involve money. 

10)    Bring your toys! Use your imagination!

11)    No hard drugs are permitted on premises. Players are urged to use their discretion to avoid becoming intoxicated. Players who do become intoxicated continue playing at their own peril. 

12)    You do not need to know how to play poker. We'll show you how to play.  A quick-reference "what beats what" card like this one will be available at the game. 

13)    Attitude is important. The fantasy is that players are being forced to take their punishments, like 'em or not:

·         If you win a hand, assume the dominant role, show no mercy, and treat your victim with appropriate contempt.

·         If you lose a hand, either pay up like a good little pervert / faggot / loser / slave / whatever, OR eat one of your “waivers” (aka “wafers” or soda crackers), and move on to the next deal.

14)    Players are encouraged to submit wager suggestions via email in advance. If you can't send them in, at least start thinking about them in advance. If you can't attend the game, you can still suggest wagers via email, and maybe we'll play them in your honor.

15)    Wager suggestions should always be practical and realistic, original and kinky, and above all, they should be forfeits that your yourself would be prepared to pay off, win or lose.

16)    If you aren't sure if you're ready to play or not, you can read some descriptions of other games to help you decide.

17)    A sampling of wagers offered at previous games is available to inspire you here.  An interesting Chips and Wagers Chart is also available. These ideas are provided only for the convenience of players who cannot think up their own wagers. Not all these "suggested" wagers will ever necessarily be played.

   Disclaimers:

1. This is a lawful, private party for men age 25 and over, which is expected to include oral and anal sex, water sports, consensual S&M, and other sexual activities. Depending on the players, it may also include bondage, shaving, spanking, flogging, caning, festishism, food-play, role-play, raunch, scat, blasphemy, pain, exhibitionism, and other nasty and outragous stuff. If you are offended by even seeing such activities, please do not plan to attend.

2. Be aware that although your limits may be stretched or challenged by the wagers in this game, no one will be subjected to anything without their consent, nor will anyone be expected to exceed whatever personal standards they have established for their own safety and health.

3. Players should be in good physical health. (HIV+ players are welcome; if you care about a player's status, ask him.) 

4. Players agree to hold harmless the party host and players from any liability for consequences of the game.

Register for the Poker Game here!

See ya there!

PitBoss