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My modem doesn't work! | |||
Let's consider a few different scenarios here...
First, don't assume that the problem is with your modem. Visit this page if you haven't, to make sure we're looking in the right place. |
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My modem worked fine until five minutes ago! | |||
Don't panic. Modems sometimes get confused
and need to be "reset". You reset a modem by turning the power to it off
and on. If it is an internal modem that means using Start / Shut Down / Shut Down
Computer / OK / [wait for it] / Power off / [count to five] / Power on...
If you still can't get online, the first question is -- is there really a problem with my modem? Fortunately, Windows provides a simple and highly reliable test:
If your diagnostics test presents you with a bunch of modem responses to the diagnostic queries, then your modem is working fine. The problem lies elsewhere: with your phone line, with the resource you are trying to dial into, or possibly with the program that is trying to use the modem. If the program is a modern Windows modem, make sure it is using the right modem. (You should delete any entries for modems that no longer exist to prevent this problem.) If the communications program is an older DOS-type of program, it may need special tweaking to work with your modem. The main things to check are (a) that your software is looking for the modem on the right COM port number, and (b) that the software is not giving some long unnecessary string of commands that are designed to work with some other brand or modem of modem.
Of course, if the modem fails the diagnostics, then you know that that's what we need to fix. Don't start messing with your Internet settings, or the phone numbers you dial or the username/passwords you use to connect, if the problem is in the modem. |
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My modem is too slow and I want to replace it! | |||
Of course you do. If your old modem is internal, I
recommend you replace it with another internal. (Opening up the
computer's case isn't as hard as it sounds, and staying with the same
style of modem will simplify the replacement.)
If you have an old computer with an external modem, you may want to replace it with an internal anyway, because (for technical reasons I won't go into here) your old computer may not be able to use the full speed of a fast external modem. If you are switching from an external to an internal modem, (or vice versa), you will probably need to go into the CMOS settings -- your computer's power-on setup routine -- to deactivate (or activate) the serial connector at the back of the machine. Apart from that, replacing a modem is basically simple. Just remove all reference to the old modem from Windows' Device Manager, then immediately shut down the computer and remove the old modem physically, before Windows tries to redetect and reinstall it. Oh yes, when you buy a new modem, you may receive a CD or diskettes. These may or may not actually be necessary for installation. What is more important is to make sure that you have a copy of the installation files for Windows 95 or 98 (whichever is on your computer). This may be on a CD, or you might have them in a folder on your hard disk. C:\Windows\Options\Cabs is a likely location, but look also for a folder with a name something like "C:\WIN95" or "C:\W98". (If you purchased a computer with Windows 95 or 98 installed and you didn't receive a copy of the installation files, demand one!) |
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I just replaced my modem, and the new one doesn't work! | |||
Modern modems are supposed to be "plug and play": You insert the modem card into your computer (or connect the modem via a cable), then turn on your computer, and Windows instantly detects the device, identifies it, and installs the software, politely asking you for a driver disk if it needs one. When this works, it's wonderful. When it doesn't, it can be a pain. |
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I just acquired this used computer, and the modem doesn't work! | |||
Here again, I would first suspect that the problem isn't
with the modem at all.
Borrow an ordinary home telephone and plug it into the wall jack where you currently have the modem plugged in. Do you get a dial tone? If you dial the number you are asking your modem to dial, what do you hear? You should hear the dialing, followed by the ringing, the answering, and the "squeal" of the modem at the other end trying to make a connection. Watch your ears -- that squeal can be quite unpleasant. Of course if you hear no dial tone, you know you have a problem that has nothing to do with your computer. If you hear a dial tone but the call doesn't connect, watch out for dialing prefixes: maybe your computer is set to dial a "9" when you don't need one, or to dial "*70" when you don't have Call Waiting service on the line. Seek out the "dialing properties" within your modem settings and make sure they are correct. While you are there, make sure you are not dialing 1- and the area code on a local number. If the phone test works, remove the home telephone and plug back in the modem. Now plug the phone into the other outlet on the back of the modem. You should be able to get a dial tone again. (If you don't, check your phone cables! It's either them, or your modem is completely broken.) If all is still well, good. You can leave the home phone plugged in there, so you can use the phone line for ordinary calls when your computer isn't using it. (Note that the two outlets on the modem are labeled -- one is intended to connect to the wall, the other to a phone if desired. You should follow those labels, of course, but the truth is most modems will work fine if you get it wrong.) |
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OK, I know there is a problem with my modem. How do I fix it? | |||
If the modem is not responding to diagnostics, you need to
yank it out. No, not physically, just as far as Window is concerned.
This technique is called "remove and redetect", and it is the
solution to more than 50% of modem problems:
While you are there, you can also rip out any Com ports listed (unless they are supporting some other device, like a mouse). Don't worry, Windows will find them and put them back. [Sometimes I skip this step the first time, to save time. If I have to repeat the "remove and redetect" procedure, I include this step.]
Still no luck getting your modem working? Modems are rarely actually broken (except for those tiny PCMCIA modems that slide into laptop computers, which can sometimes overheat and die), so consider other possible explanations:
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Thanks a bunch. | |||
Hey, if all else fails, take your computer to a store that
sells and installs modems. They'll do it cheap, and they don't make
the sale unless the modem works.
By the way, if your modem is now working OK but you are not successfully connecting to the Internet, you might want to return here.
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Or, of course, if you are now hopelessly confused and just want to pay someone to come to your home and straighten this all out for you... may I suggest you Ask That Nice Man! |